married 10 times
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin".
"What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?
" Well, husband No1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be.
Husband No2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband No3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband No4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband No5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband No6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband No7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never surehow to position it.
Husband No8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband No9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.
HusbandNo10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. ......God I miss him!
But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
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