Dwarf Throwing Pub jokes

[Rowlmyster]

We were listening to them on the radio on the way back from Shobden today

Here goes:

Fella goes into a pub and sees some chap playing chess with his dog.

He says to the chap, that's a clever dog mate.

He replies, not really, i'm winning 4 games to 2

[Rowlmyster]

This white horse walks into a pub and asks for a pint of lager. The barman looks at him and says, "'Ere, we've got a whisky named after you." The white horse looks confused and says, "What - Dobbin?"

[Rowlmyster]

A plate of Bacon and Eggs walks into a pub. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."

[Rowlmyster]

William Shakespeare walks into a pub...
The landlord says: "Get out! You're 'bard'."

[Gaylord_Fokker]

... A penguin walks into a pub... orders a pint and asks the barman .." have you seen my Dad in here today ? "


Barman... " whats he look like ?"

[Rowlmyster]

A snail comes into a bar, and gets thrown out by the landlord.

He comes back in a year later, and says "what did you do that for"

[Rowlmyster]

A man walks into a bar...

He asks the barman for a drink then looks at a piece of paper in his top pocket.

This happens 4 or 5 times and the barman gets a bit curious.

"Why do you look at a piece of paper in your top pocket after every drink?", he asks.

"It's a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look attractive, i'm going home"

[andyyam]

A man walks into a pub and Van Gogh is sat at the bar , the man says would you like a drink , van Gogh says no thanks , I've got one ear

[Off Course Spags]

A man goes into a bar and shouts "Who own's the the horse outside!?", The Lone Ranger pop's and replies "Mine, What's a matter?", The man said "Its collapsed".
The Lone Ranger is comforting his horse when Tonto comes out, "Leave it to me I'll sort it" and starts doing a war dance around the horse, a while later another man comes in "Who owns the horse outside?" The Lone Rangers replies "It's mine and i know it collaped"
The man said "No Mate you've left your indian running"

[GeorgeMair]

Originally Posted by Spaka Spags

A man goes into a bar and shouts "Who own's the the horse outside!?", The Lone Ranger pop's and replies "Mine, What's a matter?", The man said "Its collapsed".
The Lone Ranger is comforting his horse when Tonto comes out, "Leave it to me I'll sort it" and starts doing a war dance around the horse, a while later another man comes in "Who owns the horse outside?" The Lone Rangers replies "It's mine and i know it collaped"
The man said "No Mate you've left your indian running"

Its you've left your injin running.